COFFEE SHOPS CORNER

[Pakme]

Classmates,
Since Rusty is not coming yet with his Puteri Zaleha's suspence thriller, I may as well put up a funny story about a married couple.

This is for Mun's sake. He mentoined somewhere he couldn't wait to hear it.
Ok! Here we go!
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These couple have been married for quite sometimes. Now they arleady have three children. So sex is nothing new to them.They are two humble persons, as straight as school rullers.

So, one day the wife told her husband. "I think I am pregnant again. This weekend I am going to see a doctor."

"Yes! Thanks goodness! Thanks to you! Wow! I am going to be a father for the 4th time"! He kissed his wife on the cheek. Hemm! Good man!

His wife was so surprised that he seemed too happy this time around.

"Darling", said the wife, "Whats with you, you seem extra happy just like you did long time ago when we had our 1st baby".

"Oo baby!", replied the husband and he kissed her again....this time on the other cheek while his hand caressing her stomach. What a romantic fellow. (LIB smiles. "Like Beme", she whispers to my ear )

The husband continued, "It has been a long break....a 5 year break from our 3rd baby and...and this time we are going to have our 1st boy. I am pretty sure of that". (LIB points to her abdomen. I said, "No! You are not going to have a baby!!!! . She looks up and puts a sign and teasingly slap my shoulder.)

The wife agreed, "Hope so darling...hope so."

Sorry, we have sponsors here too. See you again at the doctor.. ( I have an unfinished business with cheeky LIB.)

[mun]

Come mon... tell me who are the sponsors I make sure there never advertise in my movie again .
Please don't take too long.............

[mun]

Shafar 08-01,
Thanks.

In these new millennium there have to be high Tech if not can’t catch up .
Like LIB and twin sister they communicate through Internet there have their own notebook .

Mun,
Can they predict 4D?.... come on...Mun,...just one time....try ask your fair lady......hehe...
Can I have her E-mail address......?....

Shafar008-01
MFL email addrest is – vvv.Liw69 kon kat.kom
OK she has given me these no: Buy at your own risk, commission of 20% if strike.
Only mention once, don’t ask why ??????????
SATU DUA TIGA EMPAT

GOOD LUCK

[Pakme]

Hi All,
Ok now, lets accompany the couple to the doctor.

At the regisrtation the wife was told to take her urine for pregnacy test. The husband, when hearing that, wanted to test his urine too for any disease he might had.

First the husband took his urine and placed the glass on the specified table. Then the wife went to the toilet for her urine. Just as she approached the table she slipped and overturned the glass that contained her husband'a urine. She quickly straightened the glass but its content was now much less. So the wife, innocently, poured some of her urine in the husband's glass.

The couple waited for quite a long while before they were called in by the doctor.

The doctor said to the husband. "In all my life as a doctor I have never come across this strange thing happening."

The couple looked shock to hear that. "What is it doctor!", implored the husband.

The doctor studied the husband up and down and said, "My good man you are pregnant!!!!"

The husband was very embarrassed to hear that. Looking at his wife he said, "This is because of you. You like to watch that filthy videos so much and copy their style to get on the top of me! See now what happened! I am pregnant!!!"

[shafaril07]

Shafar 08-01,
Thanks.

In these new millennium there have to be high Tech if not can’t catch up .
Like LIB and twin sister they communicate through Internet there have their own notebook .

Mun,
Can they predict 4D?.... come on...Mun,...just one time....try ask your fair lady......hehe...
Can I have her E-mail address......?....

Shafar008-01
MFL email addrest is – vvv.Liw69 kon kat.kom
OK she has given me these no: Buy at your own risk, commission of 20% if strike.
Only mention once, don’t ask why ??????????
SATU DUA TIGA EMPAT

GOOD LUCK

Mun,
If I strike that no I'll give you 20% but if not you need to ask her to refund my bet money plus another 5% sevice charge and another 20% charge for false info...
I do send an email to her as above address....I check through the mail but the service provider said to me the main server for that located somewhere in Hell.... I don't know how your fair lady register the mail address..

[mun]

008-01, keep your finger cross XX.
No wonder you can’t contact her, I think you key in the wrong info. She in HAVEN not HELL.